Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The power of my boobs compel you
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
