Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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