And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Dicks are not precious.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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