420 ftw
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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