No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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