No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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