Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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