Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We don't watch enough power rangers
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Floor bacon is actually really good
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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