You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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