you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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