In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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