I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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