she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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