Ketchup is God's man juice
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
whose parrot is this?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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