I want to have your abortion
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
