Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you had me at cake vodka
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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