i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Houston, we have a squirter
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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