I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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