alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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