You're completely useless in the revolution.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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