david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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