is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
