$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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