My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
