i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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