And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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