"it" just moved
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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