Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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