I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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