You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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