Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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