Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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