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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at

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(+45): View more from Denmark

Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.

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(831): View more from California

Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"

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(209): View more from California

His new job just became new places to have sex at.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears

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(909): View more from California

I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.

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(210): View more from Texas

I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO

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