Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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