And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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