Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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