are you so shy because you have an std?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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