More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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