I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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