I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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