He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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