So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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