the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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