Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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