As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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