I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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