No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize