I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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