Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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