The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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