lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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