My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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