It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
my poor anus
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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