Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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